Aw, nice bike! Looks innocuous, right? NO! That red bike is the friendly looking twin of the black helicopter!
Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper’s policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are “converting Denver into a United Nations community.”
“This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.
Sadly, it’s happening near me too.
Thank god for the clear-headed
Tea Party folks candidates like this, who will protect us from such evils!
“At first, I thought, ‘Gosh, public transportation, what’s wrong with that, and what’s wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes? And what’s wrong with incentives for green cars?’ But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty,” Maes said.
(And remember, the Red Dawn invasion started in Colorado. Don’t let it happen again! And did I mention that the bike is…. RED? Cue Glen Beck blackboard scribble)
Late update 9/12/2010: Turns out maybe saying too many stupid things makes you unelectable after all. Perhaps a bit of sanity prevails in the electorate and/or political circles?